Jules of the Nile


Hey, it's Jules! This is a sort of all-purpose blog. Sometimes I write, sometimes I draw, I'm always singing, and always procrastinating, and mostly reblogging things that might not be related to each other. Oh, well.


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police



ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker



fairy-mage:

Thankyou for suggesting this just when I’m drowning in my HTTYD2 feels, princesscarlythenalulover14! Here’s my two babies in a crossover as Astrid and Hiccup!

Lucy’s just like the hotheaded badass blonde Astrid and Natsu well, although a Dragonslayer, is the master of dragons to me just like Hiccup is! (PLUS he has his flame sword wow wow. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.) I hope you like it!

(Click for better definition. :D Hate how it looks so grainy nuuuuu)





karavis:

frozen, a movie in which ANNA(RUTO) promises to bring ELSA(SUKE) back to the village?? i’m onto you, disney





fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

aethracaelis:

adreamerofimpossibledreams:

WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen

That steak analogy is my favorite,

the third one breaks my heart, because we don’t get a 0%, not even in the female side. we need feminism because how can we expect men to respect us, if many women don’t even respect themselves?

This all are great and we need more about this topic, there is no such thing about too much education about consent.



eskalations:

aang’s politeness just gets me sometimes



micdotcom:

Watch: ’The Daily Show’ absolutely nailed what it’s like to be a woman on campus today 

James Madison University joined the ever-growing list of U.S. colleges that have grossly mishandled sexual assault and rape cases last week when a young woman claimed that the school punished the three men who assaulted her by expelling them — after graduation.

Jon Stewart echoed the perplexed outrage of many on The Daily Show last night when he asked, “Wait a minute, ‘expelled upon graduation?’ Isn’t that… graduation? … What the fuck? … Clearly, universities are not making their campuses safe for women.”

Watch the full clip



emper-or:

shikarius:

Uh.

This was supposed to be apple, not Blood Of My Enemies, Eren.

seems even more legit tbh